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| #4298 |  | mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
 
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| #4299 |  | Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
 
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| #4300 |  | Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right.  If everything did, you'd
 be out of a job.
 
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| #4301 |  | Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the
 population is growing.
 
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| #4302 |  | mummy, n.: An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
 
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| #4303 |  | Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
 
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| #4304 |  | Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
 (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks.
 (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.
 
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| #4305 |  | Murray's Rule: Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
 
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| #4306 |  | Mustgo, n.: Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so
 long it has become a science project.
 -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
 
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| #4307 |  | My father taught me three things: (1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
 (2) Never try to draw to an inside straight.
 (3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.
 
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