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| #4298 | | mophobia, n.:
Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
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| #4299 | | Morton's Law:
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
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| #4300 | | Mosher's Law of Software Engineering:
Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd
be out of a job.
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| #4301 | | Mr. Cole's Axiom:
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the
population is growing.
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| #4302 | | mummy, n.:
An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
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| #4303 | | Murphy's Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
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| #4304 | | Murphy's Laws:
(1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
(2) Nothing is as easy as it looks.
(3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.
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| #4305 | | Murray's Rule:
Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
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| #4306 | | Mustgo, n.:
Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so
long it has become a science project.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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| #4307 | | My father taught me three things:
(1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
(2) Never try to draw to an inside straight.
(3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.
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