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| #4278 |  | Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.
 
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| #4279 |  | Miller's Slogan: Lose a few, lose a few.
 
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| #4280 |  | millihelen, n.: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
 
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| #4281 |  | Minicomputer: A computer that can be afforded on the budget of a middle-level manager.
 
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| #4282 |  | MIPS: Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
 
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| #4283 |  | Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #4284 |  | MIT: The Georgia Tech of the North
 
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| #4285 |  | Mitchell's Law of Committees: Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are
 held to discuss it.
 
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| #4286 |  | mittsquinter, adj.: A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as
 if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
 -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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| #4287 |  | Mix's Law: There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
 There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
 
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