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| #4208 |  | Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone,
 ever.
 
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| #4209 |  | Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #4210 |  | Liar: one who tells an unpleasant truth.
 -- Oliver Herford
 
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| #4211 |  | Lie, n.: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
 discovered to date.
 
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| #4212 |  | Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
 
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| #4213 |  | life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
 
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| #4214 |  | life, n.: Learning about people the hard way -- by being one.
 
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| #4215 |  | life, n.: That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
 
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| #4216 |  | lighthouse, n.: A tall building on the seashore in which the government
 maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
 
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| #4217 |  | like: When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.
 
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