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| #4088 |  | Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float
 on his back, you've got something.
 
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| #4089 |  | Hatred, n.: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #4090 |  | Hawkeye's Conclusion: It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole
 circus.
 
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| #4091 |  | Heaven, n.: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
 their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you
 expound your own.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #4092 |  | heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
 
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| #4093 |  | Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
 
 Johnson's Corollary:
 Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the
 organization.
 
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| #4094 |  | Hempstone's Question: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
 
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| #4095 |  | Herth's Law: He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
 
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| #4096 |  | Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or
 her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of
 peers similarly engaged.
 
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| #4097 |  | Hildebrant's Principle: If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
 
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