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| #4078 |  | Hangover, n.: The burden of proof.
 
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| #4079 |  | hangover, n.: The wrath of grapes.
 
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| #4080 |  | Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
 by stupidity.
 
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| #4081 |  | Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
 before Saturday.
 
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| #4082 |  | Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #4083 |  | hard, adj.: The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those
 of other people.
 
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| #4084 |  | Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
 
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| #4085 |  | Harriet's Dining Observation: In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
 increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
 
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| #4086 |  | Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.
 
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| #4087 |  | Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
 
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