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| #3698 |  | Air Force Inertia Axiom: Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
 
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| #3699 |  | air, n.: A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the
 fattening of the poor.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #3700 |  | Alaska: A prelude to "No."
 
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| #3701 |  | Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
 
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| #3702 |  | Alden's Laws: (1)  Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
 of pregnancy.
 (2)  Always be backlit.
 (3)  Sit down whenever possible.
 
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| #3703 |  | algorithm, n.: Trendy dance for hip programmers.
 
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| #3704 |  | alimony, n: Having an ex you can bank on.
 
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| #3705 |  | All new: Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
 
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| #3706 |  | Allen's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
 
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| #3707 |  | Alliance, n.: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
 their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
 separately plunder a third.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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