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| #3688 |  | Acquaintance, n: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well
 enough to lend to.  A degree of friendship called slight when the
 object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #3689 |  | ADA: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
 Computing.  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop
 an ADA awareness.
 -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
 
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| #3690 |  | Adler's Distinction: Language is all that separates us from the lower animals,
 and from the bureaucrats.
 
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| #3691 |  | Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #3692 |  | Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #3693 |  | Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
 
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| #3694 |  | Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the
 reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly,
 that it is curable.
 
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| #3695 |  | Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
 
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| #3696 |  | Age, n.: That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we
 still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise
 to commit.
 -- Ambrose Bierce
 
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| #3697 |  | Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
 
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