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| #3908 |  | Cynic, n.: Experienced.
 
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| #3909 |  | Cynic, n.: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
 
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| #3910 |  | Data, n.: An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
 
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| #3911 |  | Data, n.: Computerspeak for "information".  Properly pronounced
 the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
 
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| #3912 |  | Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to
 1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.
 
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| #3913 |  | Davis's Dictum: Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
 
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| #3914 |  | Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.
 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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| #3915 |  | Deadwood, n.: Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.
 
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| #3916 |  | Death wish, n.: The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.
 
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| #3917 |  | Decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
 before the music stopped.
 
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