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| #3848 |   | Christmas: 	A day set apart by some as a time for turkey, presents, cranberry  	salads, family get-togethers; for others, noted as having the best 	response time of the entire year.
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| #3849 |   | Churchill's Commentary on Man: 	Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, 	but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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| #3850 |   | Cinemuck, n.: 	The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which 	covers the floors of movie theaters. 		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #3851 |   | clairvoyant, n.: 	A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that 	which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead. 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3852 |   | Clarke's Conclusion: 	Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.
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| #3853 |   | Clay's Conclusion: 	Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
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| #3854 |   | clone, n: 	1. An exact duplicate, as in "our product is a clone of their 	product."  2. A shoddy, spurious copy, as in "their product 	is a clone of our product."
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| #3855 |   | Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: 	The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated 	than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, 	bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
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| #3856 |   | COBOL: 	An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
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| #3857 |   | COBOL: 	Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
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