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| #4708 |   | union, n.: 	A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
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| #4709 |   | Universe, n.: 	The problem.
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| #4710 |   | University, n.: 	Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, 	and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix 	it, and ...
  	[Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying 	 the credibility of the entire fortune program.  Ed.]
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| #4711 |   | Unnamed Law: 	If it happens, it must be possible.
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| #4712 |   | untold wealth, n.: 	What you left out on April 15th.
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| #4713 |   | User n.: 	A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
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| #4714 |   | user, n.: 	The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." 		-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"
  [I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used  when they meant "idiot."  Ed.]
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| #4715 |   | vacation, n.: 	A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that 	it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday 	life-style to recuperate.
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| #4716 |   | Vail's Second Axiom: 	The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the 	amount of work already completed.
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| #4717 |   | Van Roy's Law: 	An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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