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| #2586 |   | Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary.  No such faith comforts the software engineer. - Fred Brooks, Jr.
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| #2587 |   | Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex. - Ellyn Mustard
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| #2588 |   | The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems and solutions we can imagine is very close.  For this reason restricting language features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best dangerous. - Bjarne Stroustrup in "The C++ Programming Language"
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| #2589 |   | The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it. - Brian Kernighan
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| #2590 |   | Perfection is acheived only on the point of collapse. - C. N. Parkinson
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| #2591 |   | There you go man, Keep as cool as you can. It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave. Keep on being free!
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| #2592 |   | Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana. - Jessie in the movie "Greaser's Palace"
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| #2593 |   | Hoping to goodness is not theologically sound. - Peanuts
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| #2594 |   | Police up your spare rounds and frags.  Don't leave nothin' for the dinks. - Willem Dafoe in "Platoon"
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| #2595 |   | "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." -- Jane Wagner
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