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| #3036 |  | A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem. 
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| #3037 |  | "Daddy, Daddy, make Santa Claus go away!"
 "I can't, son;
 he's grown too
 powerful."
 "HO HO HO!"
 -- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
 
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| #3038 |  | "If it's not loud, it doesn't work!" -- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
 
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| #3039 |  | "Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the one holding it"
 -- Captain Combat
 
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| #3040 |  | Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.   -- David Letterman 
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| #3041 |  | Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.   -- David Letterman 
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| #3042 |  | Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides.    -- David Letterman 
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| #3043 |  | Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.    -- David Letterman 
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| #3044 |  | "Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
 -- John Kenneth Galbraith
 
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| #3045 |  | "Hello again, Peabody here..." -- Mister Peabody
 
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