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| #2996 |  | "Success covers a multitude of blunders." -- George Bernard Shaw
 
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| #2997 |  | "The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."
 -- William Stekel
 
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| #2998 |  | "Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood..." -- Badger comics
 
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| #2999 |  | "Is it really you, Fuzz, or is it Memorex, or is it radiation sickness?" -- Sonic Disruptors comics
 
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| #3000 |  | "Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."
 -- Soren F. Petersen
 
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| #3001 |  | "You're a creature of the night, Michael.  Wait'll Mom hears about this." -- from the movie "The Lost Boys"
 
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| #3002 |  | "Plastic gun.  Ingenious.  More coffee, please." -- The Phantom comics
 
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| #3003 |  | The game of life is a game of boomerangs.  Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy.
 
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| #3004 |  | If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average. 
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| #3005 |  | "A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten."
 -- Doug Larson
 
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