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| #3546 |   | "If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in  the cigarettes?" -- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970
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| #3547 |   | "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:  Pour a little  Lavoris in the toilet." -- Comedian Jay Leno
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| #3548 |   | "Here's something to think about:  How come you never see a headline like  `Psychic Wins Lottery.'" -- Comedian Jay Leno
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| #3549 |   | "Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead." -- Lucy Van Pelt
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| #3550 |   | "Time is an illusion.  Lunchtime doubly so." -- Ford Prefect, _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_
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| #3551 |   | "Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| #3552 |   | "Let every man teach his son, teach his daughter, that labor is honorable." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| #3553 |   | "I have not the slightest confidence in 'spiritual manifestations.'" -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| #3554 |   | "It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| #3555 |   | "Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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