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| #2491 |  | You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of supercomputers.
 -- Steven Feiner
 
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| #2492 |  | You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. 
 You can tune a filesystem, but you can't tuna fish.
 -- from the tunefs(8) man page
 
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| #2493 |  | You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename. -- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington
 
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| #2494 |  | You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME. 
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| #2495 |  | "You can't make a program without broken egos." 
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| #2496 |  | You can't take damsel here now. 
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| #2497 |  | You do not have mail. 
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| #2498 |  | You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer. 
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| #2499 |  | You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it! 
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| #2500 |  | You had mail.  Paul read it, so ask him what it said. 
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