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| #2391 |   | Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. 		-- Eric Allman
  ... We make rope. 		-- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory.
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| #2392 |   | Unix is a lot more complicated (than CP/M) of course -- the typical Unix hacker can never remember what the PRINT command is called this week -- but when it gets right down to it, Unix is a glorified video game. People don't do serious work on Unix systems; they send jokes around the world on USENET or write adventure games and research papers. 		-- E. Post 		"Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal", Datamation, 7/83
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| #2393 |   | Unix is a Registered Bell of AT&T Trademark Laboratories. 		-- Donn Seeley
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| #2394 |   | * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
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| #2395 |   | UNIX is hot.  It's more than hot.  It's steaming.  It's quicksilver lightning with a laserbeam kicker. 		-- Michael Jay Tucker
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| #2396 |   | UNIX is many things to many people, but it's never been everything to anybody.
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| #2397 |   | Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others. 		-- Berry Kercheval
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| #2398 |   | Unix soit qui mal y pense 	[Unix to him who evil thinks?]
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| #2399 |   | 				UNIX Trix
  For those of you in the reseller business, here is a helpful tip that will save your support staff a few hours of precious time.  Before you send your next machine out to an untrained client, change the permissions on /etc/passwd to 666 and make sure there is a copy somewhere on the disk.  Now when they forget the root password, you can easily login as an ordinary user and correct the damage.  Having a bootable tape (for larger machines) is not a bad idea either.  If you need some help, give us a call. 		-- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
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| #2400 |   | UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on Tue Nov  5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch). 		-- Andy Tannenbaum
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