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| #2021 |   | New systems generate new problems.
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| #2022 |   | *** NEWS FLASH ***
  Archeologists find PDP-11/24 inside brain cavity of fossilized dinosaur skeleton!  Many Digital users fear that RSX-11M may be even more primitive than DEC admits.  Price adjustments at 11:00.
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| #2023 |   | news: gotcha
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| #2024 |   | Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth).  Which is to say that Europeans call him by name, but Americans call him by value.
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| #2025 |   | No directory.
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| #2026 |   | No extensible language will be universal. 		-- T. Cheatham
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| #2027 |   | No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware until three software guys have signed off for it. 		-- Andy Tanenbaum
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| #2028 |   | No line available at 300 baud.
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| #2029 |   | No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.
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| #2030 |   | No part of this message may reproduce, store itself in a retrieval system, or transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness of the author. 		-- Chris Shaw
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