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| #1821 |  | Help!  I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory! 
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| #1822 |  | Help!  I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70! 
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| #1823 |  | HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib! 
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| #1824 |  | Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.  If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
 
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| #1825 |  | HOLY MACRO! 
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| #1826 |  | HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N) 
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| #1827 |  | HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP... 
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| #1828 |  | How can you work when the system's so crowded? 
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| #1829 |  | "How do I love thee?  My accumulator overflows." 
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| #1830 |  | How many seconds are there in a year?  If I tell you there  are 3.155  x  10^7, you won't even try to remember it.  On the other hand,
 who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
 nanocentury.
 -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
 
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