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| #2511 | | You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
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| #2512 | | You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
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| #2513 | | You will have a head crash on your private pack.
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| #2514 | | You will have many recoverable tape errors.
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| #2515 | | You will lose an important disk file.
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| #2516 | | You will lose an important tape file.
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| #2517 | | You're already carrying the sphere!
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| #2518 | | You're at Witt's End.
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| #2519 | | You're not Dave. Who are you?
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| #2520 | | You're using a keyboard! How quaint!
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