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| #861 |  | Who's scruffy-looking? -- Han Solo
 
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| #862 |  | Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? -- Paul Simon
 
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| #863 |  | "Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."
 -- Ian Shoales
 
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| #864 |  | Why are you doing this to me? Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
 there is change.
 -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29
 
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| #865 |  | Why do we have two eyes?  To watch 3-D movies with. 
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| #866 |  | Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it? -- Why should I not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange!  I don't know why I shouldn't --
 Well, then -- You will do me this favor. -- Why not? -- Why should you not
 do it? -- Why not? -- Strange!  I shall do the same for you, when you want
 me to.  Why not?  Why should I not do it for you?  Strange!  Why not? --
 I can't think why not.
 -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, from a letter to his cousin Maria,
 "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele
 
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| #867 |  | Why you say you no bunny rabbit when you have little powder-puff tail? -- The Tasmanian Devil
 
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| #868 |  | Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. -- Christopher Plummer
 
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| #869 |  | Worth seeing?  Yes, but not worth going to see. 
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| #870 |  | Would it help if I got out and pushed? -- Princess Leia Organa
 
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