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| #711 | | Satire is what closes Saturday night.
-- George Kaufman
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| #712 | | 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
-- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
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| #713 | | She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.
-- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
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| #714 | | "She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
-- Morrisey
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| #715 | | She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
-- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
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| #716 | | Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits...
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| #717 | | Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
-- Martin Mull
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| #718 | | Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
-- C3P0
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| #719 | | Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects
such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern
art.
-- Tom Stoppard
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| #720 | | Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
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