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| #441 |  | A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
 -- William Faulkner
 
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| #442 |  | A yawn is a silent shout. -- G.K. Chesterton
 
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| #443 |  | A young man wrote to Mozart and said: 
 Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any
 suggestions as to how to get started?"
 A: "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with
 some simple lieder and work your way up to a symphony."
 Q: "But Herr Mozart, you were writing symphonies when you were 8 years old."
 A: "But I never asked anybody how."
 
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| #444 |  | Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing. 
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| #445 |  | Acting is not very hard.  The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life.  And if I have to laugh,
 well, I think of my sex life.
 -- Glenda Jackson
 
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| #446 |  | Actor			Real Name 
 Boris Karloff		William Henry Pratt
 Cary Grant		Archibald Leach
 Edward G. Robinson	Emmanual Goldenburg
 Gene Wilder		Gerald Silberman
 John Wayne		Marion Morrison
 Kirk Douglas		Issur Danielovitch
 Richard Burton		Richard Jenkins Jr.
 Roy Rogers		Leonard Slye
 Woody Allen		Allen Stewart Konigsberg
 
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| #447 |  | Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families. 
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| #448 |  | Actresses will happen in the best regulated families. -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
 New Cynic's Calendar", 1905
 
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| #449 |  | Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. -- actress Mary Pickford, 1925
 
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| #450 |  | Adhere to your own act, and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant, and broken the monotony of a decorous age.
 -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
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